Church sign wisdom
On this page I am endeavoring to compile the best and worst of the platitudes that I find on the lighted signs outside churches. This is an ongoing project, and submissions are welcome.
- Prevent Truth decay – brush up on the Bible.
- Work for God – the benefits are great!
- Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it. [Submitted by Dusty Koch]
- Prayer: the ultimate wireless connection.
- Want a text message from God? The bible is full of them!
- A man wrapped up in himself makes a small package.
- Git R Done for Jesus. [Seen on a church in Sharonville, Ohio, an enlightened enclave to be sure]
- Never go out without Son protection.
- A man can’t stumble when he’s on his knees. [Submitted by Nathan Singer, who would add "...but he can choke."]
- “Stations of the Cross” Wednesday at noon. Pack a lunch.
- Parking lot for parishioners only. Violators will be baptised. [Submitted by Nathan Singer]
- Jesus won – he has risen. [Stolen from Ashley Robison]
- What is missing in “ch__ch”? [Submitted by Jennifer Cook]
- Under same management for over 2000 years.
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